Hey there! Another week, another TMI Tuesday posted.
1. Have you ever been so loud having sex that housemates/neighbors commented or complained?
No. But if I had to guess, I’m pretty sure we’ve been heard more times than I’d like to admit.
UPDATE: So I was totally wrong. After posting this, I remembered the first time with Lynn. She was sooo loud. And it was at a party. Things were definitely said to M the next morning, as in “So, have a threesome last night?”
A few months later, I walked into the same house for another party after taking the children home, to hear a story about how loud Caitlyn and M were when they had a threesome in the spare room.
2. Ever had kids or parents bust in on you in the middle of full on sex?
We’ve been busted by our kids so many times, they’re no longer allowed to walk up the steps to our room, but have to stop at the landing and state their business. A few years back, we were fucking doggy style. It was dark. M was rough. I was loud, I’m sure. We didn’t hear the creak of the door or the tiny foot steps tiptoeing across the hardwood floor.
“Daddy, whatcha doin’ to mama’s bum?” our then four-year old muttered, still have asleep. Scramble doesn’t come close to describing what we did.
In hindsight, I’m sure it was comical. At the time, it was petrifying.
3. Have you ever licked or sucked on someone else’s feet and/or toes? Was it your request or theirs?
Um… Yes. With Lynn. On an indulgent night of drugs and sex. There was no discussion. There just was. Mouths and hands and bodies were everywhere. When you’re rolling, everything feels good.
On a side note, M sometimes slips a toe or two of mine into his mouth and it drives me insane. Makes me cum like a crazy woman. It can make me squirt without being touched elsewhere. But even writing these words makes me blush. I don’t get it. I can talk about getting fucked in the ass, being flogged and fisted, and even about losing a butt plug in uncomfortable places. But mention a little bit of toe sucking and I act like a school girl caught with her hands down her pants.
4. Describe your typical sexual romp:
a. You are playful and tame
b. You have introduced a few things like outfits and toys
c. You love trying new things and shocking your partner: I wouldn’t necessarily say shock, but we definitely like to play. Any random fucking may consist of an outfit or toy. But it may also include some spanking. Maybe a fishhook in the mouth. A hand around my throat. Being tied to the bed. Or maybe the ceiling. He may fuck my ass. My mouth. We never know what may happen and every night is a new adventure to be had, whether tame or wild.
d. Keep it simple–missionary, lube, sleep.
5. Speaking of lube–what is your favorite lube for sex and why?
I’m not too picky, but my new favorite is the KY Love Sensuality, a two-in-one lube and pleasure gel. Now I typically don’t like gels. They gets sticky and tacky. But I love this shit. It stays wet and your hand glides. It doesn’t taste bad, and Daddy really likes the way it feels on His cock.
Bonus: What are you looking forward to this week?
A few things. I’ve maxed out of Facebook friends, so that’s exciting, and means way less time on social media. I’m also finishing up a mini ebook for LSAM and plan on changing the blog’s format, so that’s super exciting too. The weather’s getting warmer, and that means I can get out and run, which does great things for my psyche. And my ass. It definitely makes my ass look better.
Check out what everyone else is over sharing at this week’s TMI.