After being gone for just two days (I know, I know, I made it seem like we were apart forever), I finally made my way home last night. A rushed dinner was followed by story time and bedtime kisses, then the kiddos were tucked into bed and encouraged to fall asleep.
If you’re looking for my Vibra King review, click here.
Okay. See this box, the one right below here.
Well you’ll never guess what’s inside it.
A vintage Vibra King massager. Not sure what a Vibra King is? Check out this Red Tube video or watch it below to be enlightened. Go ahead, do it now. I’ll wait.
Be prepared. This may get a little ranty.
My friend BIG RICH stumbled upon a few articles and emailed them to me this morning. I guess he thought I’d find them interesting. Or maybe he misses hearing my tangents. Either way, this is what he got.
I like it when he trails his fingertips along my collar-bone, feather touches, light and soft. I like it when he runs them down my sides, across my ribs. And when the backs of his fingers scraping against the hollow between my breasts, I arch into His touch.
It’s been quite awhile since I’ve done one of Jade‘s Kink of the Week, but when I saw this week’s topic was biting, I couldn’t resist.
See, I have a thing for biting.
We were still only roommates then, sharing space and meals, occasional teases and flirts. Getting ready to go out for the night, I remember saying to Jess, “If it doesn’t work out tonight and I don’t fuck him, I’m done trying.”
Saturday night, M and I had a few drinks, hanging out together in the living room
while he watched television and I read blogs. I had a few new toys that needed reviews, including these “Pleasure balls.” These babies weigh in at a hefty 11 oz, and blew my Lelo Luna Beads out of the water.
If you read regularly, you make remember a few months ago, when I was ranting about the iVillage 2013 Sex Survey. Well, I just wanted to warn you, I’m doing it again.
And I promise, I’m at least going to try and not repeat what I said last time. We’ll see how that goes.
So I’m not sure what got me thinking about this, but I seem to remember jotting down this title the morning after punishment with the belt. I don’t really like the belt. Not much at all. It hurts, and not in the way I like. The thud of a flogger, love it. The sting of bamboo, love it. The smack of a hand, well, you get the picture. But the belt… fuck, I don’t really know, but it makes me want to punch the bed and scramble away and cry and scream and curse at Sir for making it hurt so bad when I damn well know that he can make it hurt soo0 much more.
**A bit of back story** I had a uterine ablation performed two days after Christmas on December 27th. For those of you that don’t know, an ablation consists of a DNC (where they scrape the inside of the uterus) and then a cauterization, which in turn burns the freshly raw skin. The procedure is relatively minor, and since the girl that was scheduled before me at the hospital didn’t show due to a massive snow storm that hit the northeast, I was actually in and out of surgery, and awake before my procedure was even scheduled.
Rosie Drawing (Photo credit: ewenbrown)
First, a quick apology, as I know I haven’t been present on the blog the way I would like to be. I’m sorry it takes so long for me to respond to comments, and blah, blah, blah. But I’m still here, just busy…
While browsing around online today, procrastinating on many different things, I stumbled upon an old post at Molly’s Daily Kiss, entitled the Pussy Pride Project. And what a great fucking concept, having women embrace their pussies, show love to the very thing that makes us female. I couldn’t resist partaking, and paying ode to my favorite body part.
So today I joined up with Jake from Leather Cuffs and Silken Bonds for his September Spanking Challenge, which is to perform a spanking scene in each and every room in your home. Well fuck, I’m always up for a challenge, and if it involves spanking, damn, I’m practically dripping just thinking about it.
Fuck ya! Just got the internet turned on. Just got the fridge in today. Over the weekend, we finally got hot water and a toilet. Have you ever lived long without a toilet? Have you ever tried to show a 4-year-old how to shit in a bucket? It was an interesting experience, let me tell you…
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