It’s been awhile people, and honestly, I’m just too busy and tired lately, writing for about 1000 other things, plus my day job, my Sir, three kids, and a house closing this week.  I’ve got some great ideas in place, even started a few posts, but no time to do any of it today, so here we go, with Stealing Sunday…

The Too Tired to Think Meme, Part 1

(too tired to think about sums it fucking up…)
Welcome back to Sunday Stealing which originated on WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. Here we will steal all types of memes from every corner of the blogosphere. Our promise to you is that we will work hard to find the most interesting and intelligent memes. You may have heard of the expression, “honor amongst thieves”. In that age-old tradition, we also have our rules. First, we always credit the blog that we stole it from and we will “fess up” to the blog owner where we stole the meme. We also provide a link to the victim’s post. (It’s our way of saying “Thanks!”) We do sometimes edit the original meme, usually to make it more relevant to our global players, to challenge our players, sometimes to select that meme’s best questions, or simply to make it less repetitive from either this new meme or recently asked questions from a prior featured meme. Let’s go!!!

Tday we ripped off a blogger named Metalmom from the blog I Don’t Want to Hear It. We will do the fifty questions in two parts. She explains that she got it from Robin from the blog Libra GirlBut, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft’s thieves might take some time.

1. You have 10 dollars and need to buy snacks at a gas station. What do you get?
An extra large coffee, with a healthy shot of french vanilla creamer in it (about $2), a bottle of water ($1), a pack of twizzlers ($1), a strawberry and granola yogurt ($3), and a container of fresh fruit ($3).  Man, you’ve got to fucking love Sheetz.
2. If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to be?
A dolphin.  Big brains, and sex for pleasure.  What else do you need in life?
3. Who’s your favorite redhead?
Craig.  A gay friend who used to work with M and used to bartend with me years ago.  He’s a great guy, who’d give you the shirt off his back.  One of the people I miss the most from where we used to live.
4. What do you order when you’re at IHOP?
I’ve never been to an IHOP, so I’ve go no clue.  I’m not a huge pancake fan, so I’d probably be an everything omlet, if they serve those there.  If not, blueberry waffles, although I’m sure they wouldn’t be better than the homemade ones my step-mom makes…
5. Last book you read?
50 Shades of Grey, but I’ve just started Mating in Captivity.
6. Describe your mood.
 Overwhelmed.  I’ve got too much going on right now and not enough time to get it all done.  Too bad my damn Adderall dealer lost her script, as I could really use a “pick me up” this week…
7. Describe the last time you were injured.
I don’t know if this counts as an injury, but I’ve done something and fucked up my left eye.  For the last three weeks, it flares up, turns bright red and watery, and hurts like a mother-fucker.  I take my contacts out for a few days, the redness, pain, and swelling go down.  I put my contacts back in, then wake up a few days later, just to start the process all over again.  This morning was one of those mornings that I wake up and my eye hurts so fucking bad, it’s miserable.  Add in a 90 degree, sunny day, and let me tell you, it fucking sucks!
8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with?
M.  No doubt.  If it couldn’t be M, than I’d say, Jessie, Becky, or Regina.  As those are pretty much my friends that I can spend time with and not get annoyed…
9. Rock concert or symphony?
Rock concert.  Although it’s been awhile since I’ve been to a concert, since before kids.
10. What is the wallpaper of your cell phone? The number? (We’ll just say “hi” – promise.)
Right now, it’s a scene of dusk (or maybe dawn) through a leafless tree with a full moon shining.
11. Favorite soda?
Coke.  Except now I drink Diet Coke with Lime (which I believe is poison and horrible for you) just because I’m still loosing weight.
12. What type of shirt are you wearing?
A too-tight tanktop with think blue and white stripes.
13. If you could only use one form of transportation?
A car.  If that was all I could use.  Because I travel about 100-150 miles a day for work.  It’d suck to have to ride a bike that far…
14. Most recent movie you have watched in theater?
It’s funny that this question is asked.  The last movie I saw in a theater was Stutter Island, and last night it was USA (which means it’s been out for a long time).  I said to M, as we left a friends house, “If they are showing this on USA, it means it’s been way too long since we’ve got to see a movie.”  But, now, as I’m typing this, I remember that I have seen Toy Story 3 and Shreck the Third at the theater, but I’m not really counting those, as they were for the kiddos.
15. Name an actor/actress/singer you have had the hots for.
Hmmm…  Mathew McConaughey, Charlize Theron.
16. What’s your favorite kind of cake?
Vanilla, with homemade powered sugar icing.
17. What did you have for dinner last night?
Pizza and corn on the cob.  Smores for dessert.
18. Look to your left, what do you see?
My pops.  And the pourch swing.
19. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
I typically wear heals or flip flops, so there are no ties.  But if I am wearing sneakers, no, I don’t untie them.
20. Favorite toy as a child?
Etch-a-sketch, my “pillow person” Dinny, and that thing you put slides into and you looked through it and it rotated through a story, for the life of me, I can’t remember what the damn thing is called.  Maybe just a projector?  idk.
21. Do you buy your own groceries?
Yes.  And I hate it.
22. Do you think people talk about you behind your back?
Maybe a little.  But oh, well.  You can’t control other people.
23. When was the last time you had gummy worms?
A few weeks ago.  Sour ones
24. What’s your favorite fruit?
I love all fruit.  Oranges.  Last year, I found these oranges called Gala, and they were pink inside and so freaking sweet, they were fantastic.  Wish I could find them now.  I also love grapes (red), watermelon, canalope, kiwi, honeydew, and like I said, just about anything that fits into the fruit catagory.
25. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel?
Somewhere, I’m sure.  The other day, M was taking a picture a of me trying to do a front handspring.  It had been a LONG time since I’ve done one, and I’m sure it was rather comical…
Thank you for indulging my meme…  Here is a fantastic song for you.  One of my favorites…