Sex Stuff, Rants, and A Challenge

My evening played out a little differently then I imagine it would…  I was hoping to get laid (go

Mistress Jada dominating Mistress Veronica in ...

Mistress Jada dominating Mistress Veronica in an S&M Dungeon (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

figure), and I tried to set it up that way, as my first text to M this morning was simply “Morning lover.  and just a heads up… i really need fucked.”  I thought that would do the trick.  But, as often happens, life gets in the way.  I was home late from work, and that made the hubby a bit pissy.  We battled it out a bit, trying to see who could be pissier.  But after dinner, before the kids’ bath, I gave him a blow job — a pretty good one if I do say so myself (hands wrapped in hair, a bit of gagging, face fucking, coming on my tongue, then a deep dick swallow — sorry, apparently I’m still stuck in the TMI mode).  And then I put the kids in the tub, and by the time I got them in bed, he was peacefully sleeping on the couch.  So, I guess only self-loving for LSAM tonight.  Oh, well…

Anyway, the point of all that leads to where I’m at now…  Browsing through old e-mails and bookmarked sites, looking for some inspiration.  And since we all know my creativity is lacking lately, I’ve decided to share some of the random sex stuff I stumbled across…

First, some new sex slang to share.

  • gaz/gazzing/gazzed — to orgasm.  As in “That story was so hot, I almost gazzed.”  For some reason, this reminds me of the late 80s/early 90s, when my cousin would always say “creamed my jeans.”
  • mantsy — eager to have sex.  As in “Fuck, I’m mantsy all the time.”
  • double rainbow — double penetration during an MMF.  As in, “Damn, I would love to have a double rainbow.”

Next, a few quick little rant about some rather random shit.  Feel free to skip it.  I won’t be offended.

  • I was with a client today, and I almost described someone as “vanilla.”  Literally had to stop myself halfway through the word…  And then I started giggling.  She looked at me like I was the one on drugs…
  • I don’t know if I’m right or not, but when I describe BDSM, I think of the following —Bondage/Discipline, Dominance/submission, Sado/Masochism.  And it frustrates me when the D/s is missing from the middle.  Probably because it’s my favorite part!
  • What is it about virgins?  I feel as though I just talked about this, so if I did, please forgive me, as my head is shoved up my ass right now and I can’t remember shit.  I was once a virgin.  And I’ve had sex with a virgin before.  And as soon as it was over, I was thinking that I would never want to do that again!  I guess, from a guy’s perspective, a virgin is “fresh” “untouched” “tight.”  But, from a gal’s point of view…  What the fuck does a virgin have to offer?  Bad head and quick ejaculation?  idk.  I just don’t get it.  Give me a man with experience, who knows what he’s doing any day of the week, and I’ll hand you over my wet panties.
  • Can you believe that someone at a New Zealand Studyactually spend time and money to
    female breasts

    female breasts (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

    research this…  But they found that men like women’s breasts.  And that they look at them a lot.  As a matter of fact, 47% will check out your boobs before they even look up at your face.  What the fuck.  I could have told you this.  Hell, any female over the age of 15 probably could have told you this.  Maybe I should become a researcher…

The Challenge

I’ve been thinking of making a sexual bucket list, throwing a bit of ideas around in the twisted space I call my mind…  So, dear reader, I’m going to start my bucket list, and I’m going to share it with you.  And, if you are in an appeasing kind of mood, I would love (read:  get excited) for you to join me…  So, think about it.  I’m figuring I’m going to need a little bit of time, so I’m thinking by April 10th, I’ll be ready to post.  Let me know if anyone’s interested in participating…

24 responses to “Sex Stuff, Rants, and A Challenge

  1. How can one participate?

  2. I’ll play. You know you’re a hero to married couples around the globe; if everybody took time for a blowjob and a muff-dive between dinner and the kids’ bathtime, the divorce rate would be much lower.

  3. Talk to me babe, Who would your dream lover be. Tell me yours I’ll tell you mine


    • You get to me every fucking morning lately Cruel! 🙂 And believe me… I’ll show you mine, does that mean you’re in? You’re gonna play?

      And, btw, as much as I hate pop music, I’ve always loved this song. So, thanks for the early morning smile that it brought to my face!

  4. Gillian Colbert

    You know I’m in, babe. Just let me know what you want me to do.

  5. I’m going to put your sort of make-up-sex on my bucket list. Wow!

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