Just bitching. You’ve been warned.

So… I’ve recently become more active on social media. I’ve used my @lsmblogger on Twitter off and on, but I haven’t touched the LSAM Facebook page in years. **Sorry for the shameless plug**

Well, let me say this whole Facebook thing is a god-damned joke. Or maybe it’s just that men are nuts. Or have ridiculously huge balls.

Within the month or so that I’ve been using fb, I have received an absurd amount of private messages. Weird, creepy, and sometimes indecent private messages.

Things like:

  • Do you wear diapers?
  • Do I need to lick your butt?
  • I think it like you baby. You so sexy.
  • Searching sex
  • And a full blown, at least 700 word, erotica story, with a “That should get you ‘WET'” at the end.

Now, as far as what people prefer, I could give a shit, as long as it’s safe, sane, and consensual, and I’m not going to judge you if you like your women in dirty diapers just like I like mine in leather and chains. **That’s a lie. I’m so judging you.**

But what kind of right do your kinks give you that makes you think it’s okay to reach out to a stranger, and say whatever the fuck comes to mind?

And does that ever work for you? Because really. Come the fuck on.

Part of me gets it. I talk about sex. I admit to the fact that I like to get off. My profile pic is me in a pair of panties with wool above the knee socks.

So that means I must be a whore. A slut. Right?

slut

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Well, you know what?

I am.

His whore. His slut.

His.

And only His.

And if you’d take a moment and look around, maybe check out something I’ve shared or read a fucking meme I’ve posted, you’d know that. But no. You just see a chick who likes sex and decide to toss your hook on the improbable chance I’d bite.

What is it about Facebook? I use Twitter. Instagram. I’ve been on numerous dating sites like AFF and OKC and I’ve never had to deal with such a plethora of fucking idiots.

Yes, I like sex. I talk about the things that turn me on. I write about things I find arousing.

And that, my friends, seems to be misinterpreted as I’m easy. Free. Available to anyone who wants a piece.

And why is that? Why does sex positive translate to people as slut? Why does the admittance of enjoying a good fuck mean that you’ll fuck anything? Because, as it is, even if I was into casual sex, I wouldn’t touch you with a 10 foot fucking pole. Because obviously you’re a douche.

And I’m not alone on this, of that I’m sure. I’m sure these trolls hit on everything and anything.

Caitlyn McConnell

Caitlyn McConnell

And it’s weird, because I run a fucking sex blog and have rarely had to deal with this kind of shit.

I don’t know. Maybe I’m just sending the wrong message.

But the way I figure is that unless my status says, “message me because I want to fuck someone who doesn’t know how to have a conversation or respect anything,” it’s never appropriate to start off with that.

*shaking my head*

Stupid, fucking, asshole people.

So, if you’ve messaged on Facebook, whether creepy or not, and I didn’t respond, this is why. I don’t even look at my messages anymore. It just pisses me off.