Friday 4/1/2016 Is Boobday!

Hi folks, and happy Boobday!

Since it’s April 1st, that means here in the states, it’s April Fool’s Day (is this made-up holiday celebrated everywhere?) and in lieu of the fun nature of the day **note the dripping sarcasm** I’ve decided to spread the foolhardiness to you.

Instead of showing you sexy pictures, I’m showing you real pictures.

Well… Let me explain. I always show you real pictures. And they’re rarely touched up or filtered. But I struggle with taking boobday pics, as you know because I’ve bitched about it here and here and probably a 100 other places. And yet, even with my body complaints, I end up posting decent looking–dare I sometimes say hot–pictures.

And I know there are some of you out there like “Shut the fuck up, Caitlyn. You’re just saying that shit to get people to tell you that you look good,” and whatnot. But that’s not the case and that’s not why I post pictures of myself.

So today, instead of sexy, you’re going to see what my boobs–and body–are really like, not what they look like in that one good picture out of 25. Without further ado, welcome to this week’s boobday. Or perhaps I should call this “The Real Body Consequences of Weight Loss.”


Now, this one is my official Boobday post, it’s the best out of the 40+ images I took. Yes. You read that right. It took me over 40 shots to get a picture that I’d be *typically* willing to share for Boobday. And sorry for the lack of clarity, the front camera on my phone sucks donkey dick.

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I don’t know why, but when I’m struggling to take a boobday shot, I’ll always try this. Why do I think my little pancake looking boob is going to look good like this? Fuck if I know! It never does. Just reminds me of why I’m still so angry about all that weight gain. On a side note, in five years when I have to start getting mammograms, at least my boobs are already pretty fucking flat.

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Now, this one’s not horrible, but given as an example to show what happens when you gain and lose 100 pounds. And really it’s about 90 pounds right now, from my heaviest. Last summer, when I took this picture–one of my favorites ever btw–it was 99 pounds. This shows the excess skin, the wrinkles that appear both above and below my breasts when they hang free.


When I’m on my back, I have the chest of a teenage boy because every ounce of my boobs is in my armpit.


When I first posted the picture I mentioned above, Jayne and I had a discussion about how horrible I look in doggy style. And while this image above is not too bad…


This one almost makes me sick to my stomach and is one of the reason I like to wear blindfolds when we fuck.


And then, just to be brutally honest with y’all, go back to the top picture. The one that was decent. And watch what happens when I lift my hand. Yeah. It’s not just my boobs that didn’t recover from being a fat girl.

Anywho. That’s it for my edition of today’s boobday. Happy fucking April Fools Day people.

To see how everyone else who’s celebrating in boobday, head on over to Hy’s place and check out this week’s participants.


Note: M thought this post came off as negative, and that wasn’t my intent, so I wanted to make a clarification… Sometimes my poor attempt at wit and sarcasm comes off as bitchy and cunty. Opps.

I love my body. I have certain emotions regarding what I put it through, but those are more at my lack of self-discipline and self care that caused me to get to the size I did. I’m glad to be fit again, and will take every scar on my body and treasure it. But that doesn’t mean it always looks good and I know that. And that’s okay. We’ve all got scars. Flaws. We’re all real and none of us are perfect. And that’s what it’s about.

That was more the message. Not look at how bad I look. For what it’s worth.

15 responses to “Friday 4/1/2016 Is Boobday!

  1. I think April Fool’s is almost universal (I hate it)
    I have a lot of the sames issues you mention on your post, loads of shots to get one I’m happy to post. Although my weight has been pretty static I tend to put it on on my belly and then lose it from my hips and butt, go figure. I hate the way my boobs look doggy style too. And my stomach from having kids.
    I have been trying to post more unedited shots and be more real, just to help me accept myself. April is Arse Appreciation as it’s the one bit of me I really don’t like.
    I think we need much more honesty about what real people look like instead of what the media presents to us.

  2. You and me both lovely lady. I too lost about 100 pounds in total. Sadly I have now put some of that back on but not a huge amount and I have EXACTLY the same marks of being a ‘fat girl’ as you do. I mean identical. My stomach and my boobs looks so like yours. As I said in my post today, I love my boobs though, they just feel and look nice but like you when I lay on my back they tend to vanish into my armpits which is a bit of bummer.


    • Thanks, Molly. 🙂 It’s good to know that I’m not alone! If my boobs wouldn’t have been so big (at one point bigger than soccer balls), they wouldn’t be so bad. But as a girl who was known for her big boobs from the age of 13, I’ve never cared for them too much until the last few years. I’m learning to love them now though! *hugsandkisses*

  3. holdenandcamille

    These are all beautiful, Caitlyn! ~C

  4. Omg, Caitlin. You look absolutely amazing and sexy, not just saying that you really do. Thank you for posting and not being ashamed. Keep up the good work.

  5. Wonderful post and so, so agree “we are all real . . . and that’s what it’s about”. Lovely!!!
    Xxx- K

  6. You’re awesome and we love you. So put on your supergirl cape and get back to work! 🙂

  7. Your bosom is so beautiful. Losing weight is positive to make your looks so much better. I love every position you provided. My partner looks very similar and I enjoy getting underneath when in doggy position and sucking her breasts. Eventually, she collapses onto my mouth to which I respond and relish sucking in her whole breast.

    • Thanks. M tells me the same thing. That He loves my body, and loves that I’m healthier and more fit, regardless if that means there some extra skin, that that’s not what He sees. It’s good that men like you two exist. Women like me need it. xoxo

  8. Thanks for sharing and I’m sure the weight loss was not an easy accomplishment because it’s easier to put on weight than it is to take it off.

    You having a very sensual body and you have all the right curves in all the right places.

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