Nude in public. Exhibitionism.

Nude in public. Exhibitionism. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

In a reflection of a recent string on comments and a test thinging I took awhile ago, I think I’m just now coming to terms with having a bit more exhibitionist in me than I previously believed.  And I’m not talking about the “clinical”definition of an exhibitionist…  I wouldn’t say that I have a compulsion to show myself to others, but I do kind of like the thought of being seen.  Hmmm….  maybe it’s not the getting seen that gets me going, maybe it’s the idea of getting caught.  I have been caught, by our kids way too much, and by the cops once.  It sucks.  You’re in the middle of some hot, steamy sex, my luck just about ready to squirt all over everything, and then there is a sudden, jarring stop to the pounding that was just going on.  But, fuck, the idea of it…  Yes, I definitely like that.

So, what kind of things can you do that give you this exhibitionist thrill, but isn’t going to end up on your permanent record…  Well, here are some of my favorites and ones that are now going to be on my “Exhibitionist Bucket List.”  **These will be marked with an asterisk, just so ya know**

  • The Car:  Depending on where you park, the car is a good place to start.  Unless you’re in your garage, there is always a bit of risk involved.  But to lower the risk, do it at night, and park somewhere that is not too traveled.  If you live in a city, I’m not going to be much help with ideas, but if you are in suburbia, or in a rural area, there should be lots of options.  Places I’ve fucked in my car include pull-offs that go 50 or so yards off the main road, empty parking lots, fields, small parking areas in the state parks, and, on a few occasions, just pulled off the side of the road on old, dirt lanes…

    Tent op kamp

    Tent op kamp (Photo credit: florisla)

  • A Tent:  This was mentioned in the comment string on my last post, and is what spurred me writing this.  M and I, we love to camp.  We spent our honeymoon in the Smoky Mountains, sleeping in a tent.  We often tent camp in the backyard (when we have one) because the kiddos are not quite comfortable yet sleeping in the woods.  We always pitch two tents (haha), so that we have one to ourselves.  And I love fucking in it, because when cars drive by, their lights hit the tent, and I’d bet any money that they can see our shadows, moving around in there…  Shit, it fucking turns me on as I sit here drinking my coffee…
  • Hotel:  A hotel is probably the safest route if you want to test your responses to a little exhibitionism.  It’s safe, and there is no legality (I don’t think) telling you that you can’t have noisy, raunchy sex in a hotel room.  You can be loud, loud enough for your “neighbors” to hear, and get the excitement of someone knowing that you are getting the shit fucked out of you.  I love hotel sex.  And, honestly, I love to hear my neighbors fucking when I’m in a hotel (perhaps I’m a bit of a voyeur as well).  So, go get a room…  Fuck, go get a CHEAP room, as their walls are thinner and people tend to use them for rendezvous more than your traditional “Holiday Inn.”  In a neighboring town, there are a few hotels that even rent by the hour…  Those are always fun, because most of the people there are there simply to fuck.

    The Great Smoky Mountains near Gatlinburg, Ten...

    The Great Smoky Mountains near Gatlinburg, Tennessee (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

  • The Woods:  I love fucking in the woods, minus the mosquitos.  And, even if you are deep in the woods, there is still always the risk of getting caught.  You never know when someone might be out for a Sunday stroll or fishing or hunting or trapping (but, really, don’t do this during a hunting season, or my might get shot!).  And, if you go deep enough into the woods, you can tend to be a little loud, as no one but the birds are going to hear you…  Well, maybe…
  • Bathrooms:  I know bathrooms are dirty, but one of the simplest ways to get your rocks off without much of a risk, is in a bathroom, either a public bathroom (say at a mall or restaurant) or at a party.  Be quick about it, as you don’t want to worry people when you lock yourself in the bathroom for an hour.  Go in with the idea, and, my strategy is to bend over the sink and get railed from behind.  If the sink is sturdy (please check this, as you don’t want to cause major damage), go ahead and jump up on there, giving your partner the ability to nail you from the front.
  • Golf Course:  M and I, a few years back, were on a couple’s golf league.  And we lived in the middle of BFE, so our local course was rather isolated, and most of the holes had chunks of woods between them.  Hole number 6 will forever be known as our “fuck hole” as that is where we would always “take a break” and I’d lift up my skirt and bend over the side of the cart.  Hole 5 was a long one, par 5, with a pond, so it always took people awhile to wrap that one up.  Plus, there was a huge hill in between the holes, and you’d always be able to hear the carts coming…
  • **Cemetaries:  Cemetaries can often make good spots to get frisky, especially at night, because people are not visiting gravesites at night.  My only words of wisdom here are that many are “closed” after dusk, so you might want to park down the road and walk in, as to not get into trouble with the police.  But, if planned out right, this can be fantastic.  It’s outside.  It’s calm.  And often, at least where I live, you have a great view of the stars from the middle of the lot.
  • The Beach:  If you live near or visit the ocean, you can always walk down the beach until you find a private little knoll.  Sex on the beach is fun, but I have yet to find a way where I don’t end up with sand in uncomfortable places.
  • **A Movie Theater:  Again, I’ve never actually had sex (aka penetration) in a movie theater, but it can be done.  My suggestions for this include a movie that has been out for a while, meaning fewer people are in the theater.  Sit in the back, so you only have to worry about getting caught from one direction.  And as far as ways of fucking…  Shit, I’d say reverse cowgirl is probably your best bet.
  • **A Taxi:  Now, I know nothing about this one…  I’ve never even fucking rode in a Taxi.  But I hear about it all the time, I think maybe even have read about it on some of your blogs, but it is “do-able” I just do not have any advice on how to go about it…
  • **The Library:  This, as of today, is one of my fantasies, as next to sex and cocks, I think books are my all time favorite things.  And I love libraries.  I love how they look, I love how they feel, I love how they smell.  It may take a bit of research on your part, but most libraries have some backrooms where either old magazines or archives are kept.  In the two libraries I visit the most, these are in the basement and no one is EVER down there.  Sneak in a back corner, between the lined shelves, pull down your pants and get busy…

Alright my little pervy friends, these are my suggestions.  If you have more, or advice on ways to accomplish these, please, please, please add them to the comments.  I’m excited to think of other risky places to put on my list!

DISCLAIMER:  You CAN get arrested for having sex in public.  I am not encouraging anyone to do so, nor will I be held responsible for your bail money!

And the song of the day…