Category Archives: reviews

Too Petite for Me: Impress Petite Dove Review

It might sound odd, but sometimes reviewing sex toys feels like a chore. Throughout my years as a sex blogger, I’ve gone back and forth with reviews, constantly writing them, and then not doing it for months and months. Continue Reading

Vibra King Review: There’s a Reason It’s Called the King

This review has been a long time coming, and since there are very–and I mean very–few of them available, I’m going to try and make it thorough. Which means this won’t be like some of my other toy reviews, where there’s a sexy story involved. Continue Reading

Interview With Kayla Lords, Author of Sir and Babygirl: Bound by Love

Hey y’all. Do you know Kayla Lords? Well, if you don’t you should. Not only is a Bound_By_Love_cover__Finished (2)blogging friend of mine, but she’s an erotica writer too. And a damn good one at that. The second book in her Sir and Babygirl series comes out today and I’m so excited! Here’s what it’s about (from the backcover…) Continue Reading

Blog Tour for Submissions: Erotica for Women

When I was asked by Cleis Press to review  Submission: Erotica for book_imageWomen edited by Alex Algren, I couldn’t refuse. Cleis Press is one of my favorite erotica publishers and who doesn’t like free books! Continue Reading

This One’s a Keeper

vivienThis month I received the Entice Vivien from Cal Exotics for my Sexpert review.

Shit. Fuck. Damn.

This little boy went well above and beyond my expectations. When I finally set out to review this rabbit-style toy, I wasn’t expecting a whole lot. I’ve used my fair share of rabbits before and although I don’t mind them, they are not my favorite go-to toy. Continue Reading

Sweetheart Wand

When this month’s Cal Exotics package arrived, I was so excited to see it and quickly unwrapped the

  • The Embrace Sweetheart Wand comes in a discreet black box with a foam liner to hold it in place.
  • The box provides a perfect storage for the Wand and holds it snug in its place. Helps keep it clean too!

I was surprised by the beauty of this thing and it made my body respond instantly.

  • Made of 100% smooth silicone, this baby is soft to the touch and comes in pink, purple and gray.
  • And it’s waterproof. Always a bonus!
  • Shaped like a rabbit, the main shaft of the Wand is 4.75 inches long with a 1.5 inch diameter and curves upward, perfect for G-spot stimulation.
  • The rabbit “ears” are tulip shaped and each one has its own motor. Each ear is 2.25 inches long.

I didn’t want to wait, couldn’t wait, and sought out batteries to test the strength of my new toy. Continue Reading

Back End Play

SE-2934-25-3Although I love getting new toys, the plug I received this month from Cal Exotics sat for almost a week without making its way to our bed.

This evening, before dinner, I mentioned to M that I needed to review it tonight. So after homework and showers and goodnight kisses, we finally made it upstairs to our bedroom. And yet there I sat, not moving towards sex or sex toys or passion of any sort. Continue Reading

Anal Toys

FinalClubLogoI have recently received the privilege of becoming one of Cal Exotic’s Sexperts. Which means *Yay* sex toy reviews!

This month I received Booty Call’s Booty Vibro Kit, which includes a small butt plug, a plug with four “beads” and a bullet vibrator. Both plugs are made of black (or pink) silicone, smooth and soft to the touch. The ends are silicone circles, made to fit the bullet, but also a perfect fit for a finger during partner play.kit Continue Reading


So I need to give a shout out to Lily, you may know her from The Black Leather Belt. If you don’t know her, go check her out now. No, I mean right now. Seriously, go. I’ll wait.

She rocks, right?dicipline Continue Reading

Harness Shopping

So after I talked about wanting a girlfriend, I’ve been harness browsing, thanks to Lily and her excellent suggestion. And I’ve never really looked at harnesses before, as I don’t have a girlfriend (yet) and I was rather in love with the feeldoe style cocks when I was browsing the gender play area. Continue Reading

My First Dildo…

So… I’ve never owned a dildo. I know, I know. It sounds crazy, but honest to god, I just never really saw the need, or hell, even the purpose of a dildo. What the hell is the point of a plastic cock that doesn’t really do anything? Continue Reading

Who doesn’t love free stuff?

Okay, first and foremost, I must inform you that I’m drunk, and this most likely won’t even get a quick once over for proofreading, as I just got a new shipment of stuff from yesterday. M wants to fuck and who am I to postpone that pleasure? Continue Reading

50 Shades of Anger

Preface:  This is a dumb, ranty post.  I suggest not reading it.  Move forward at your own risk.  Thank you for your cooperation in this matter. ~LSAM

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The Magic Wand

In all the years I’ve owned sex toys, I have been a fan of vibrating dildos and specifically the rabbit style vibrator.  Then, this past November, my

English: Hitachi Magic Wand (Vibrator - Sex Toy)

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favorite pink rabbit, which has been my solo partner for almost five years, died.  Needless to say, it was a sad day in my bedroom.  I had to bite the bullet and buy something new.  My instinct told me to opt for another rabbit, which is most likely what I would have done, if not for a random coincidence. Continue Reading