It might sound odd, but sometimes reviewing sex toys feels like a chore. Throughout my years as a sex blogger, I’ve gone back and forth with reviews, constantly writing them, and then not doing it for months and months.
This review has been a long time coming, and since there are very–and I mean very–few of them available, I’m going to try and make it thorough. Which means this won’t be like some of my other toy reviews, where there’s a sexy story involved.
When I was asked by Cleis Press to review Submission: Erotica for Women edited by Alex Algren, I couldn’t refuse. Cleis Press is one of my favorite erotica publishers and who doesn’t like free books!
This month I received the Entice Vivien from Cal Exotics for my Sexpert review.
Shit. Fuck. Damn.
This little boy went well above and beyond my expectations. When I finally set out to review this rabbit-style toy, I wasn’t expecting a whole lot. I’ve used my fair share of rabbits before and although I don’t mind them, they are not my favorite go-to toy.
When this month’s Cal Exotics package arrived, I was so excited to see it and quickly unwrapped the box.
- The Embrace Sweetheart Wand comes in a discreet black box with a foam liner to hold it in place.
- The box provides a perfect storage for the Wand and holds it snug in its place. Helps keep it clean too!
I was surprised by the beauty of this thing and it made my body respond instantly.
- Made of 100% smooth silicone, this baby is soft to the touch and comes in pink, purple and gray.
- And it’s waterproof. Always a bonus!
- Shaped like a rabbit, the main shaft of the Wand is 4.75 inches long with a 1.5 inch diameter and curves upward, perfect for G-spot stimulation.
- The rabbit “ears” are tulip shaped and each one has its own motor. Each ear is 2.25 inches long.
I didn’t want to wait, couldn’t wait, and sought out batteries to test the strength of my new toy.
Although I love getting new toys, the plug I received this month from Cal Exotics sat for almost a week without making its way to our bed.
This evening, before dinner, I mentioned to M that I needed to review it tonight. So after homework and showers and goodnight kisses, we finally made it upstairs to our bedroom. And yet there I sat, not moving towards sex or sex toys or passion of any sort.
I have recently received the privilege of becoming one of Cal Exotic’s Sexperts. Which means *Yay* sex toy reviews!
This month I received Booty Call’s Booty Vibro Kit, which includes a small butt plug, a plug with four “beads” and a bullet vibrator. Both plugs are made of black (or pink) silicone, smooth and soft to the touch. The ends are silicone circles, made to fit the bullet, but also a perfect fit for a finger during partner play.
So I need to give a shout out to Lily, you may know her from The Black Leather Belt. If you don’t know her, go check her out now. No, I mean right now. Seriously, go. I’ll wait.
She rocks, right?
So after I talked about wanting a girlfriend, I’ve been harness browsing, thanks to Lily and her excellent suggestion. And I’ve never really looked at harnesses before, as I don’t have a girlfriend (yet) and I was rather in love with the feeldoe style cocks when I was browsing the gender play area.
So… I’ve never owned a dildo. I know, I know. It sounds crazy, but honest to god, I just never really saw the need, or hell, even the purpose of a dildo. What the hell is the point of a plastic cock that doesn’t really do anything?
Okay, first and foremost, I must inform you that I’m drunk, and this most likely won’t even get a quick once over for proofreading, as I just got a new shipment of stuff from edenfantasys.com yesterday. M wants to fuck and who am I to postpone that pleasure?
Preface: This is a dumb, ranty post. I suggest not reading it. Move forward at your own risk. Thank you for your cooperation in this matter. ~LSAM