1) Have you ever fantasised about a person of the same sex?
- Yes. And there have been times in my life when it is more prevalent than others. Lately, if I’m thinking of sex with another woman, M is always right there in the middle of that fantasy. Stupid fucking March, screwing up my birthday plans…
2) Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender or indulged in kissing/fondling?
- Yes. I’ve had sex with women.
3) Do you find yourself attracted to people of the same sex sometimes?
- Jesus fucking christ people! How many times are you going to keep asking the same basic question? Yes, I am attracted to women. They are beautiful. All curvy with soft lines… mmmm….
4) Do you have any sexually transmitted diseases?
- I have HPV. Even though I was in the clinical study for Gardasil. But ended up with the stupid thing anyway (and a quick little PSA **HPV is everywhere. They say that over 82% of sexually active people carry it, although most will never test positive or have any symptoms… just keep spreading it. For the study I was in, if you had more than 5 sexual partners, you were disqualified and not allowed into the study… Because they figure that was the magic number, if it was more than 5, most likely you were already infected)**.
- I’ve also had Chlamydia. Tested negative for it twice, while infected, again, with no symptoms. Probably would have never know if I had not had back to back pregnancies, which fucked up my immune system. 1 in 4 men will never show symptoms. And in women, it’s even worse. Only 30% show any signs.
5) Have you ever had unprotected sex? When? With whom?
- Fuck yes. When, since I’ve started having sex. No, there was definitely a condom the first time. But I did have unprotected sex, eventually, with the first boy I fucked. With whom? With every single guy that I’ve fucked. That’s bothersome…
6) Do you have any fetishes – including foot fetishes, sadism and masochism etc?
- Yes. More kinks then fetishes. But some of my kinks are developing and becoming more
prevalent… The one that is closest to “fetish”… D/s, in any form, whether it is being spanked or having my hair pulled or a hand around my neck or saying nasty things to me me or… You get the picture. I notice these things become more and more the regular in my sex life instead of the occasional… And, believe me, I’m not complaining. It just makes me wonder if I’ll ever be okay with vanilla sex again… Fuck, I hope not!
7) How important is sex to you?
- Sex is very important to me. I’m hyper-sexual. Think about it all day. Marked myself with it. I have recently been told, by more than one person (what the fuck?) that I define myself by sex. I tried to deny this, to both these people, and to myself, but am starting to see that it may be true. Needless to say, sex is a big deal. It’s a deal breaker for me, too. If you can’t get me off, if you refuse me too many times, I’m out. Sorry. It is what it is. Sex, to me, is the backbone of a healthy relationship.
8) How important do you think fidelity is, in a relationship?
- Completely depends on the relationship. I think fidelity is unnatural, but that it serves a purpose. To me, fidelity is not the issue, honesty is. If there is honesty, from all parties, then fidelity can fucking suck a big one.
9) How would you react if you found out your partner were disloyal to you?
- I would be willing to work through it. How would I react, probably badly. I have a tendency to do that. But if it was just sex, what the fuck, I could handle that. If it was “relationship status” well, then my fucking ego would be involved and that’s a whole different ballgame, because sometimes that beast runs wild.
10) How old were you when you first kissed?
- With tongue? 12, maybe 13.
11) Are you a virgin? If not, how old were you when you lost your virginity?
12) Who did you lose your virginity to? What was the experience like?
- A boy. Brian was his name. It was… awkward.
13) Which are the three people of the opposite sex you consider the most attractive?
- My hubby.
- My old roommate. Not only was he cute as hell, but he and I, we had too many 5 am philosophy discussions, too many shots to you puke nights, too many “there for each other” moments… Damn, I really wish I would have fucked him when I had the chance…
- And, really, I don’t even know. This isn’t a cop-out. It’s true. Because, attractiveness, it has so many things wrapped up in it. It’s not just looks. It’s attitude. It’s intelligence. It’s chest and ass.
14) Have you ever been forced into having sex?
15) How many sexual partners have you had to date?
- Actual, by definition, cock in cunt sex… 5 boys. 3 girls.
16) Have you ever used sex toys?
- Who the fuck are you kidding? Yes. Yes. Yes.
17) Do you masturbate? How often?
- Normally, when I have a place to call my own, just about everyday. Sometimes more than once a day. Depending on what’s going on… How horny I am, how stressed, etc. But, fuck, I haven’t masturbated in almost two weeks… No wonder I’m so off kilter with myself lately! I need to fucking rub one down…
18) Have you ever forced yourself sexually on a person?
- Not physically. But yes.
19) Have you ever had sex with a person significantly older or younger than yourself?
- Nope. Older, would be probably be 3 years. Younger, 1 year. All right around my age…
20) Describe a sexual fantasy you would like to fulfill someday.
- Christ. Read one of the following for a clearer picture: Watching, The Struggle, Control. Or just wait for the upcoming Sexual Bucket List.
21) Have you ever had a one-night-stand?
- One night, no… But I’ve had a weekend thing.
22) Have you ever had sex with someone related to you?
- No. But I was once propositioned by my second cousin, when I was like 14. To the point that he had me in the backseat of his car crying.
23) Have you ever picked up someone from a singles bar?
- A single’s bar? No. But a regular bar. Yes.
24) Have you ever had phone sex?
- Yes. But I don’t really like talking on the phone, so this presents some difficulties. I like to send sexy texts and dirty pics though. Does that count?
25) Do you browse porn on the internet or on television?
- Fuck yes. I love porn. Don’t know where I’d be without it.
26) Which are the three people of the same sex you consider the most attractive?
- Again, I don’t really know… Charlize Theron. I think she is absolutely gorgeous.
- Other than that, I don’t have specific things/people I find attractive. Looking back, the girls I have been attracted to, they are all different, in so many ways.
27) Have you ever paid for sex?
28) Have you ever been paid for sex?
- No… But I did just give M some road head the other day because he was getting me a new phone. I probably would have still gotten the phone, regardless of the head, but would it have felt so special? I don’t know. 😉
- And the cousin, mentioned above, during that same debacle, he did eventually offer me money to fuck him. I, of course, still refused. Man, you are my fucking cousin! No damn pun intended.
29) Have you ever provided sexual favors to get anything in return, money or some other benefit?
- Ha, maybe I should have read on before answering that last question. I don’t know. I’m sure I have. I remember with an old girlfriend, she would hold off my orgasm to force me into things… Random things. Information. I remember one LONG night, we were supposed to be studying for some exam, and she was buried between my legs for hours. And she wouldn’t let me cum unless I could answer quiz questions… Damn. I had completely forgotten about that… Ah, memories… And I’m pretty sure I Aced the test.
30) If your boss promised you the promotion you were very keen to get but insisted that you spend a weekend with him, pleasing him sexually, would you agree?
- Ah… that completely depends on the situation. And what he’s like. If he’s likable, lickable, and we had a good “working” relationship, there is definitely a possibility that I’d do it. With my current boss… He is so vanilla, he blushes when I say “damn.” My old boss, yeah, I’m sure I’d have jumped at the chance.
31) Is there anything you would want to change about the way you look through plastic surgery if you had the choice and could afford it?
- Yes. A tummy tuck. I’ve got a lot of stretch marks. And I’d probably have my boobs done… Made a bit smaller, but perkier. Like they used to be.
32) Would you pose nude for playboy if they offered you $1,000,000.
- Fuck yes. They could pay me a small percentage of that and I’d probably do it. Without an issue. It’s kind of hot to think about. Men, all over, jacking off to pictures of you. But it wouldn’t be Playboy, for LSAM. No, I’m not a Playboy fan. It would have to be Hustler. Maybe Penthouse. But not Playboy.
33) Have you ever been part of a sex orgy?
- Not officially. I’ve had… a few experiences where things could have led down this road, but never really happened. So no. Not yet, anyways.
34) Have you ever tied Tantric Sex? Would you like to?
- Yes. And yes. And I’m currently learning more about it.
35) Have you ever cross-dressed?
- Yes. One halloween, a few years back, I was dressed as a man. And no one could figure out who I was, for like an hour (and just so you know, it was fucking hard as hell for me to not talk for an hour). Until I stood up, and one of my friends was like, “it has to be LSAM… Look at those tits.” And I was found out. That was my last attempt at being a man.
36) Have you ever wondered what it would have been to be born as the opposite sex?
- Yes. You can read about it here, on this post.
Song of the day… Guster