Alright ladies (and boys you can listen too, but I may piss you off, because I could be entirely

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wrong).  I’m sure you’ve all heard it before.  I remember guys in junior high always complaining about it, using it to try to get you to fuck them, blow them, stroke them after a heavy make-out session.  They would say how bad it hurt.  That I just couldn’t understand.  Well, I think that’s bull shit.  Complete and utter bull shit.  I think I can completely understand blue balls, especially through, what I have dubbed, a pink pussy.


I’m assuming most people know what happens when a guy’s cock gets hard, but just in case I’m wrong (it’s been known to happen then and again…  and again), I’ll give a brief explanation.  When a man becomes aroused, blood flows into his cock and testicles.  It fills arteries, making his dick hard and his balls swell.  When he cums, the blood drains back out of his junk, and it returns to normal, everyday size.  Blue balls,  technically known as prostatic congestion or vasocongrestion, occurs when the blood that makes a dude’s dick hard does not drain from the thing after being aroused, especially after an extended period with no ejaculation.  It’s called “Blue Balls” because the after extended “excitement” the blood in his nuts will begin to lose oxygen and  look blue under the thin skin (haha…  nuts.  Sorry.  Nuts make me laugh!).  It makes them uncomfortable, achy and sore, particularly in their balls and/or prostate.


Although your guy may whine and complain, from my research it’s not really that bad.  At all.  It’s discomfort, not really pain.  And it happens to girls too.  Just like a man’s penis changes when he’s aroused, so does a women.  Her pussy, particularly her lips, fill with blood (notice that they swell and get “pinker”, like the lips on her face do, but that’s another post) just as a man’s dick swells when he’s hard. (Check out the picture below…  Ignore the abnormal amount of hair, but this is the first pic I could find that demonstrated what I was talking about.  And if you don’t know by now, I’m a fan of a bare pussy, so I wish it was different, but alas, it is not.  Anyway, see how pink her lips are…  How much darker they are then the rest of her skin?  This is because of extra blood flow).   And when she doesn’t get off, it gets uncomfortable.

Girls, you know what I’m talking about.  You think you’re going to cum, you’re planning on it.  It’s almost there.  Yes.  Yes…  No.  Nope.  Fuck.  Shit. Damn.  You may have experienced this before (I say may because I’m sure it doesn’t happen to everyone, although it has definitely happened to me, not necessarily from not orgasming, but

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from a day of extreme arousal with no release).  It feels heavy, achy, sort of throbbing.  I assume, although I can’t be sure as I am not a man (sadly), it feels very similar to what a man experiences.

So why the big deal?  Because they’re men.  And it’s easy to fix the discomfort.  How?  Cum.  That’s it.  One simple little orgasm will make them (and you) feel better.  It doesn’t have to be sex.  Beating off will bring about the same results.  Interestingly enough, apparently if he strains himself, by picking up a heavy object, it will also release the “tension.”  But if he can convince you that he’s in pain, aren’t you more likely to suck his cock or jack him off compared to asking him move the furniture.  I know I am.  So don’t be too hard on him (:)), but just let him know that you may not have balls that are blue, but you have a pink pussy that really needs to cum too!