Author Archives: Caitlyn McConnell

I’m Coming Out

This blog has done more for me than any of you will ever know.

It’s changed my relationship. Without this blog, M wouldn’t be my Sir, and me His toy. Without this blog, I would never have considered quitting my job in mental health and pursuing a career in freelance writing. Continue Reading

8.24.18 Is Boobday!

It’s Friday, folks. That, in and of itself, is a reason to celebrate. Add in a surprise no-children Friday night, a full bottle of Kahlua and Vodka, and Caitlyn is a happy girl…

Happy Boobday y’all. xoxo Continue Reading

Apparently I’m a Little Sexist

I wrote my first piece of viral content last week. On Friday night, sometime around midnight, I was a little drunk and finished up a Quora post about things men should know (if you’re one of the few who know my real name, come find me!). By the same time the next evening, my answer had received over 150,000 views, it had well over 1,000 upvotes, and my measly 400 followers had grown by over 200. Not huge, by any standards, but viral enough to bring a smile to my lips and a boost to my ego. Continue Reading

8/10/18 Is Boobday!

Boobday.

It’s been awhile… Years probably.

But what the hell, right? I’m trying to post more and life’s in the way, but pictures of tits are easy.

This one here, it’s from our recent vacation. Had a little too much vitamin D this day, but I don’t think it ruins the ambiance.
Continue Reading

Sex and Putt Putt: What Happens When You Vacation with Children

beach

We’ve just returned from 10, much-needed, days at the beach. A week spent in a beach house allowed for ample relaxation and plenty of time and room for fucking, but the subsequent three days were spent in a small suite in Ocean City, which didn’t provide much opportunity for vacation sex. Continue Reading

Paralyzed.

I should be working. A thousand deadlines missed. But my sanity lies on the brink and tears blur the words on my screen.

My heart hurts. And my world is crumbling.

I’ve lost my dad. And then our dog. My favorite goat is deathly ill and requires hours of care a day. My daughter leaves for her academic summer camp in three days and I haven’t finished paperwork that should have been turned in weeks ago let alone started packing. Vacation starts in 10 day and I haven’t even started making lists. Continue Reading

Grief.

Dear reader,

I know it’s been a long time. Too long. And yet here I am, turning to you to about something that has nothing to do with sex. But everything to do with love.

A few months back, my dad died. Somewhat unexpectedly. And it’s rocked my world. It’s been nearly three months and I have made little progress in my grief. If I’m honest, it’s probably worse now than it was in the beginning. And, sure, there’s things that complicate it. The loss of my childhood home. The isolation that death brings to an only child. The devastation of losing a father to a daddy’s girl. Continue Reading

My Kinks Are…

Four years on this blog. Hundreds of posts. Thousands of comments.

And not once have I listed my kinks.

Which is no big deal really, but given how much I like to talk about sex and kinky things, I thought it odd. So to remedy the situation, here it is, a post all about my kinks. Continue Reading

Exposure: Sinful Sunday

I show my body on the internet.

Here.

Instagram.

Tumblr.

But only on a few, rare occasions have I shown images that felt intimate.

This is one of those.

An image that makes me feel exposed.

exposed

Jump on over to Molly’s and see what other sinful things are going on this Sunday. Continue Reading

Friday 4/15/2016 Is Boobday!

Hey y’all, and happy Friday!

God, have I mentioned lately how much I love Fridays. And boobs! I really love boobs.

If you haven’t been there already, head on over to Hy’s, the place where all the boobday magic happens. Continue Reading

Hooked: Sinful Sunday

Hello my dear and lovely readers,

And welcome to my contribution to this week’s Sinful Sunday.

If you follow me on social media, then you may have seen that a new sex toy came in the mail this week. A big, shiny anal hook. Continue Reading

Friday 4/8/2016 Is Boobday!

What a fucking week this has been. I’m not even going to bitch about it.

Just know it sucked.

On multiple levels.

But there was good sex, and hanging with friends, so really, it wasn’t all that bad. Continue Reading

Bound to Him: Masturbation Monday

It was Friday night and I was laying in bed playing on Instagram.

“Girl,” there was a warning in His tone.

“Yes, Daddy?” I didn’t look up, scrolling through more and more pictures of spanking and bondage and thigh highs. Continue Reading

All Over the Place with Caitlyn McConnell: April 3

Hey y’all, and happy Sunday. What a week it’s been. Plagued last week with the flu, it took 10 days before the nasty beast finally made its way out of the house, and its aftermath still lingers. Continue Reading

A Few of My Favorite Things: Sinful Sunday

Welcome to my contribution to this week’s Sinful Sunday.

April’s theme was favorite, and this picture includes so many of my favorite things.

First and foremost, Him. M. My Sir. Daddy. Lover. Partner. Husband. Friend. Continue Reading